June 2012
Goin for a ride on a motorcycle first time in my 24 years of livin lol im excited and nervous at the same time
PARTY AT MY PLACE
i’ve got the alcohol covered
i’ll bring some soda
ill bring the drugs
I’LL BRING THE BITCHES
- teacher: c'mon guys! you did this in 3rd grade!
- student: i don't even remember what i had for dinner last night you fucking whore
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